Friday, October 12, 2007

MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!

MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!

Msg kar k dekh lo BETA

Na Moh na Maya hai,Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

Mosam shabab ka..

Tezhavaka jhonkaayasath meterikhushbulayatab meredil mekhayalayamera dostaaj bhinahinNahaya

sugar test

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!

Marriage ,age and girls

girl before marriage looks like barbie doll After marriage,beautifull doll AFTER 1 YEAR , NICE DOLL AFTER 2 YEAR .ONLY DOLL AFTER 3 YEAR ,PANADOL

it's $3.95 per minute.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

We will now upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain,


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sorry,NO BRAIN found...!