MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!

MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!

Msg kar k dekh lo BETA

Na Moh na Maya hai,Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

Mosam shabab ka..

Tezhavaka jhonkaayasath meterikhushbulayatab meredil mekhayalayamera dostaaj bhinahinNahaya

sugar test

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!

Marriage ,age and girls

girl before marriage looks like barbie doll After marriage,beautifull doll AFTER 1 YEAR , NICE DOLL AFTER 2 YEAR .ONLY DOLL AFTER 3 YEAR ,PANADOL

it's $3.95 per minute.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

We will now upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain,


please wait....



Searching....searching...



still searching....



sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

Girl anounced her engagement

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?

Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that"s exactly what he asked me about you!

twinkle Twinkle little star

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai


Jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se
Har shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai

Bhool ker bhi bhula nahi sakte

Bhool ker bhi bhula nahi sakte Aur hum tujh ko paa nahi sakte, . Khud pe ilzaam dhar liya hum ne Tujh pe tohmat laga nahi sakte, . Dil pe likha hai yun tera naam Chah ker bhi mita nahi sakte, . Us ne duniya bhula ker rakh di hai Hum to lab bhi hila nahi sakte, . Bhool jaate hain roz woh yeh keh ker Hum tum ko bhula nahi sakte.

We always feel bad

We always feel bad & think that good things happen only to others But we forget that we are others for someone else.

I loved her from my heart

I loved her from my heart, She touched my soul n shake my heart, I found her mine, but that wasn’t true, I cried all night but she never dew, Was it wrong to express my love? Was it the same reason she left?

Looking like foreigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Sardar : In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?

Sardar k bathroom mai Shair

Aik sardar dosray se: kal mai bathroom gaya tu SHAIR andar tha! 2nd sardar: phir kya hoa Pehla sardar: hona kya tha ..maine SHair se kaha.. app karlain mere tu nikal gayi hai

Nikla hai Eid ka Chand

Nikla hai Eid ka Chand,.. Mery dam mai Dam nahi, Tery biNa ye Eid ,,.. Moharram sY kam Nahi !!

LOVE BELIEF and RELIEF

Son asked his dad the difference between LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF. Father says; your Mom is my LOVE. Our maid is my RILIEF & I am your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...

People fal in love not knowing

People fal in love not knowing why or how. Its so special a feeling that it doesnt require much answers. You just love no matter hw stupid u become.

Manno Eid bahary chaman ko

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN WATAN SE DOR KISI BE WATAN KO YAAD KARO

Tum aao to hum bhi Eid Karain

TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN HASRAT HAI TUMHARI DEED KARAIN TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN KEHTAY HAIN EID KI AMAD HAI TOU LOG BHI KUCH TAEID KARAIN TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN

Here comes the day once in a blue moon

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shinin up bright And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful. Shinin down on the earth wishin us "Happy eid"."Eid mubarakh"

Eid Mubarak

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimagh se, Na rango se, Na greetings se, Na gift se, Aapko Eid Mubarak ho direct DIL se...